Ode to my Telephone Cord

For the past two years the phone I use on a daily basis has maintained an interesting coil; a massive ball of intertwined loops and knots.



I've developed amazing arm strength from just answering the phone. I'd either pull the receiver too hard and hit myself in the ear, or I'd not pull hard enough and the entire phone would levitate. After multiple head injuries I decided to do away with my telephone free weight and get a full functioning telephone cord.



It's amazing how comforting dysfunction can be.